Scientologists go after Poynter, St. Petersburg... →
Freedom Magazine via Scribd.com The Church of Scientology’s Freedom magazine package can be read here. The lead writer, Adolfo Pesquera, is a former Murdoch paper reporter.|| Earlier:…
I’m sorry to imply Rush got his oxycontin from Hawaiian drugstores. He gets it straight from pharma lobbyists.
RT @MKupperman: I’m sceptical about sequels, but even I’m cautiously optimistic about “Good Grief! Even More No Country For Old Men.”
Does anyone think that Tim Tebow miraculously healed Urban Meyer? A whole laying upon of hands thing. That’s what I’m thinking.
Don’t have a batfuck crazy uncle in your family? Don’t worry. Dick Cheney has taken on that role for the whole country. Lovable scamp.
So Rush is in Hawaii, taking medication for back pain & all the drugstores on the island have a run on oxycontin. Hmm.
Happy New Year! →
Have fun! Stay safe! The last post of 2009, -Shady
2009 is going out with a bang! →
First, Tyra Banks announces that her toxic talk show is going off the air, and now Rush Limbaugh has been rushed to the hospital with chest pains?!? Hot damn! Here’s hoping that…
Made it to Ohio in 6.5 hrs. Suck that, state highway troopers! Er, I mean thanks, officers, for safe passage thru your jurisdictions.
Calgary Herald reporter killed in Afghanistan →
Calgary Herald Michelle Lang, 34, was on patrol with Canadian soldiers in the Kandahar area Wednesday when their vehicle was struck by a roadside bomb. She’s the first…
Who is Washington Times' top editor? (Who knows?) →
Politico.com | Washington City Paper David Jones, the managing editor for print, was let go today along with several other high-ranking editors. “At this point, it’s unclear who is the top editor…
Washington Times sports staffers fear their... →
Washington Post Some believe an announcement could be made as early as Thursday, reports Neely Tucker. “It’s incredibly bizarre,” says one Washington Times sports staffer. “We’re all in limbo,…
Twitter etiquette: Refrain from Tweeting about the weather. Snow in Dec. is not new. Get over it.Tweet when Nat’l Guard is called in.
Twitter etiquette: People in western climes, don’t complain when temp hits 50. You’ll be rounded up & beaten like the whiny bitches you are.
Read that crotch-bomber was lonely & sexually repressed. It’s always the people not getting laid who eff it up for everyone else.
Also, not sure if terrorist should be called crotch-bomber or crotch-botcher. Y’know, cuz he botched it.
This is why I’m anti-emoticon RT @xenijardin: Most chilling, banal thing seen in while. Used in Farouk’s posts. http://twitpic.com/vtonj
“Sometimes an ambitious failure is more worth having than a successful little novel that is perfectly well done.” Michael Dirda in Locus mag
RT @MKupperman: “I desire the commencement of a musical interlude at this very moment.” #antiquerap
Jealous? RT @TeecycleTim; @SueSpaight TOUCHED Bruce Springsteen’s Ass!! It changed her Life & felt like that of a 20yr old!! Link coming!
Geeky time-waster, @jeffvrabel RT @MFlanders: Star Wars humor: http://bit.ly/4tKTiq (GO DO IT!)
This just put the midget in my clock out of a job. RT @MFlanders: Awesome: http://bit.ly/6E6BjO
Not paranoid enough, I’ve decided to read about the parallels between COINTELPRO and HR 1955.
Is it agents provocateur? Or agents provocateurs? Or agent provocateurs? The copy editor in me needs to know!
So there’s a U.S. law that allows companies to lie so long as the prez says that telling the truth would harm nat’l security. Need foil cap
I’ll strip the flesh from neighbor boy’s skull. Cure & tan it. Then stretch it into my own drum. At no point did I mention killing him 1st.
Schadenfraude (1): O TMZ. Hope you didn’t shell out big $$ for the photo. I’m sure the ‘67 Playboy issue goes cheap. http://bit.ly/75KwF1
RT @MKupperman:Thenceforth I rummage in my britches, and discover no evidence of coinage; further investigation proves fruitless #antiquerap
Schadenfreude (2): For Joe Francis, isn’t douche of the decade a step up? Funniest e-mail threatening a lawsuit, tho. http://bit.ly/8ptCxs
Outing: How things should have gone for newspapers →
Editor & Publisher In his final Editor & Publisher column, Steve Outing takes a look at how things should have gone for the newspaper industry and, since they didn’t go that way, what to expect…
Today is shaping up to be one of those days that will tease me w/cool things before yanking them away 2 weeks from now.
"The war Sam faced with the journalists at Tribune... →
Seeking Alpha “I think he misread the intentions of journalists,” says Ben Johnson, author of a new Sam Zell biography. “Journalists just didn’t want to listen to his…
The beauty of working in bed is that you’re productive while still being warm & snuggly under the covers.
RT @anvoves: please, please don’t post your ultrasound picture as your fb profile pic. i am friends with you (for now), not your uterus.
Neighbor won’t stop drumming. It’s not right to wish cancer on a teen boy. But I do wish cancer on his drum set.
Now the drumming is accompanied by hammering. What is wrong w/these paper?
Sugar Bowl is now a battle of the interim coaches. Weird.
"Frontline" producer blasts public TV sponsorships →
Communication Leadership Blog “They are essentially commercials all over public broadcasting websites, local and national, radio and television,” says David Fanning. The…
APSE honors the top newspaper sports websites →
Press release APSE honors the top newspaper sports Web sites for 2009 The Associated Press Sports Editors started honoring the best sports sections and the best sports writing in 1981. With…
Off to put on a little dog and pony show. Smile pretty, shake my booty. You know the drill.
Philadelphia Daily News loses Davies to WHYY radio →
Sent: Mon 12/28/2009 8:51 AM To: Daily News Subject: FW: Important message from [city editor] Gar Joseph Staff: Dave Davies is leaving the Daily News to return to his second family, WHYY-FM,…
Industry experts say entertainment will be easier... →
New York Times Any paid news site would be competing with alternative versions of the same articles, delivered by multiple free news sources. “One of the problems is newspapers fired so many…
The wolves were killed. By farts.
Game playing 2nite consists of people making farting noises. Classy.
Game is about werewolves killing villagers. And farting.
From treehugger.com, via TheMammal’s photostream.
Outlawing passengers w/the Hershey squirts can only be a good thing for air travelers everywhere. http://bit.ly/4xTyFM
Someone’s pretty happy that she’s another step closer to being a published author. Can you guess who? Hint: It’s @duve. http://bit.ly/6EZgsa
You’d think Hooters would’ve been open on Christmas. They’d could’ve just had the women w/the small breasts work that day.
From now on, I will be solving disagreements in opinion by pistol whipping people. #WhatLosttaughtme